I know, I know

am contemplating deleting this blog. I’ve got another one, and the only people who read this one are A) reading my Twilight hate blogs, which I’m sick of or B) People I don’t know or C) both A and B.
 
I do need a blog I can write about really personal stuff on, though, just to [...]

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9-5

I got a real job.
That’s right, you read it right. I got a job. One that doesn’t involve the words, “Can I take your order?”
I’m a personal assistant to two real estate agents (brokers? I’m not sure what they are), and so far, I’m bored to tears.
It’s a giant change, going from carrying food to [...]

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Josh Putting on his Face

Watch this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k3aAVctDK8U
Hilarious!

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Hosting

Today I’m hosting at a Mexican restaurant. I just got done with my first shift, and in a few hours, I go back.
Earlier, I told a party of six that the wait was between 15 and 20 minutes. The guy in charge looked at my nametag and said, “Janeal”–and he pronounced it right. i wanted to [...]

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This I Believe (moose story)

I wrote this essay for NPR’s “This I Believe,” but I haven’t submitted it yet. I don’t know if I’m going to. Tell me what you think.
The sun was settling comfortably into the western sky as Andrew and I turned our feet 180 degrees and started down the mountain. The breathtaking view of all the [...]

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The Bachelor.

We are gathered here today, ladies and gentlemen, because it’s that time again. The time of the day when I emerge from whatever else I was doing and make the decision NOT to sleep. This typically happens around 10-11 on weekdays and 1-2 on weekends, and then I usually end up going to sleep a [...]

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